Stupid Things People Say

Stupid Things People Say. . Stupid things people say I hear them every day . Is it the weather or me? How do you want your tea In or out Well it make more sense to have it in a cup To me . Is that a guitar on your shoulder? No it’s an ironing board And a boulder Can you play? No I just carry it about all day . Is that a camera are you filming? No I’ve got something stuck in my eye Goodbye . Are they your dogs? No I’m taking them back for the ransom money Are you trying to be funny honey? . It always rains but never pours So you've been to this planet before? . I’m going shopping for a bargain Not if you didn’t want it in the first place Not another frying pan and cardigan . Money makes the world go round Well if it does Here’s half a crown . I bet you were a beautiful baby I still am beautiful Lady . The wheels on the bus go around and around Of course they do Or we’d never get around . The grass is always greener on the other side Not if you have a mudslide . You never know what’s around the corner I do Big Ada I have to warn you . A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? . Peter Dome©2020.