Stupid Superhero

In his la-la-world he is a superhero fake teeth fake hair fake love fake dreams instead of wife has a decoy plastic figures instead of kids mac chicken bites and burger kings diapers instead of underwear playing nonstop video games killing fake monsters by thousands selling ice cubes to eskimoes and cigarettes to the cubans the only super power he has is sneezing, burping and farting hard and drinking beer at the same time...