Stupid Sayings

They claim the grass Is always greener on the other side But there is no grass just a beach and the tide They say you never know whats around the corner I do big Ada she's rough I have to warn ye They say I've lost my mind but i don't mind. They say don't put all your eggs in the same basket I dont I keep them in a casket They say there's plenty more fish in the sea That maybe ok for fishermen but not for me They say lightening never strikes twice They have never wore a suit of Armour on a motorbike If you go out in the cold dressed like that You'll catch a cold Who threw it to catch to hold You've got too many fingers in too many pies I haven't got no pies something wrong with their eyes Carrots are good for your eyes Not if they are stuck in them A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush i would have never thought as much You always hurt the one you love Not me I hit them with feather gloves Time is a great healer I've had a clock on my head But I'm still ill in bed You cant turn back time I can with mine No room to swing a cat Well swing a rat that'll take care of that Diamonds area girls best friend Well I must be a diamond Eat your greens or you'll never grow up What about your reds browns yellows tea in your cup Laughter is the best medicine Not if your dying Wast of time trying Every star has a silver lining But no ones been to a star so forget that finding Money doesn't grow on trees Of course not they just grow leaves They say to fall asleep Count sheep Bit what do sheep count humans Bobs your uncle I haven't got an uncle Bob I;d sped my lady penny on you Is that all that wont do They'll stab you in the back Not if your facing them The customers always right Do you let them win In a fight. Peter Dome.Copyright 2016. May.