Stuffing Santa

Santa eats burger.com A McD’s opened at the North Pole Sights Scarfing on Big Mac’s, fries, and crispy bites The red sleigh abandoned He now weighs a ton and The Airforce cancelled Santa’s Noel Flights Big Red’s beard’s down to his knees Only comes out to shoot the breeze Mrs. Claus won’t ring his bells Rudolph’s nose detects foul smells His naughty and nice lists have been seized North Pole news cries: Santa Clean Up Your Act Mrs. Claus nags of a bad heart's impact Do like Rudy does, take yoga Instead of that Saratoga Kids depend on you to bring their toys intact by I Am Anaya *Saratoga cigarettes Deernaped by a carnival for all to see He's called Miami's Own Rudoph Wannabe Now lamenting and blue For deserting his crew He's the prodigal deer returned home spreading glee! by Robert Gorelick