Stranded In Bittercold Without Food Or Drink

Stranded in bittercold without food or drink... Though the following twittering scenario quite absurd, methought diehard adherents of mine (intimation also quite far-fetched), some unnamed readers insomnia nevertheless could benefit courtesy a thought provoking tweet east of Eden heard. Dire straits necessitated yours truly to be atypical and think outside the box (literally outdoors of squarish structured nested dwelling), where blinding albedo effect forced me to blink, additionally also ruffled tail feathers of this sole surviving male bobolink (North American songbird, Dolichonyx oryzivorus) pushing survival species to extinction brink, thus series of unfortunate events woke resident chewink (North American bird, Pipilo erythrophthalmus also called: towhee or ground-robin), tweeted from within his cozy armoire chink polar vortex froze habitat, whereby arctic wind found brushy areas to clink unwittingly brambles ferocious waving circular rotation wrought minuscule countersink eh, no bigger than a cufflink his ornate bejeweled complex edifice compliments of sizable income allowed, enabled, and provided opportunity in tandem with significant other to create acronym named DINK (dual income no kid) acquiring handsome combined income rendering and selling stylized goldfinch also known as distelfink common motif in hex signs and fraktur, which interpretive native folk art eye state meaningless without rhyme nor reason, superfluous gibberish by George, and/or...well... courtesy following purposeless gobbledygook defying poetaster to incorporate doublethink intelligently nsync with downlink playfully, jauntily, and deliberately creating confounding badinage eye wink at thee, no doubt many an anonymous innocent reader calling me rat fink (Ed “Big Daddy” Roth's child) under their breath or more colorful brutal appellation inducing cheeks of unknown followers turning fifty plus shades of firepink moost definitely concurring gink perfectly apropos description concluded individually versus collectively, quickly, and unanimously i.e. (think) groupthink I approve this entire message, which most likely tinders pet peeve, concluding GoDaddy go tell Aunt Rhody yours wittily, truly, quirkily, nervously, jokingly attempted to hoodwink.