Stranded

Imagine this - you take a cruise. You’re out at sea, with gorgeous views, When suddenly all systems fail And you are stuck – no way to bail. A fire started this distress But soon, the ship was quite a mess – No air-conditioning or light, The darkness frightening at night. For thousands stranded on the ship, This turned into a nightmare trip. The lines for food made moods turn sour But, far worse, was with no power, Toilets quickly ceased to flush; Sewage seeped to rooms once plush. Plastic bags did substitute, So human waste would not pollute. Optimism faded quick – Passengers were getting sick. Still, they had to sit and wait; No one could evacuate. Finally, the ship was towed. More than refunds, folks are owed; Which explains – you’ll understand – Why my vacations stay on land!