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Dolly Parton sports a large bust Which fills many men with pure lust Well, maybe not "pure" But one thing is sure: They're bound to make mud out of dust!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022




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Date: 11/5/2022 8:46:00 PM
When Dolly bites the dust will her bust be put in trust?
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 11/6/2022 9:26:00 AM
Which one? Like Nancy Pelosi, she must have different ones for different moods/days of the week, showtime, etc. Aloha!
Date: 10/31/2022 4:59:00 PM
I was embarrassed when I was in fourth grade for one boy signed the outside of my report card: to the rocky mountains. I should have known to be proud ;) LOL … boys and men!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 11/1/2022 10:45:00 AM
The first girl to wear a bra in our class never needed one her entire life! People! Aloha!
Date: 10/31/2022 1:42:00 PM
They are the real deal, folks. Dolly said she knows that to be the true because she bought and paid for them with her own money.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 11/1/2022 10:47:00 AM
Money well spent as this limerick was not about her assets, but that is what caught everyone's attention! Aloha!
Date: 10/31/2022 1:33:00 PM
Hello Dolly! This limerick is a royal flush. Lol, Robert Asata!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 11/1/2022 10:47:00 AM
Mahalo! Aloha!
Date: 10/31/2022 11:32:00 AM
Are they the real deal? Tom
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/31/2022 11:44:00 AM
I would be happy to investigate further for you, Tom, but she acquired those after she discovered they open doors in Nashville! Aloha!
Date: 10/31/2022 10:57:00 AM
You're the Riddler for Devil's Day, Rico! I left a review on your short story "The Halloween Mask" a most charming story for all. Brilliant ;) Happy Halloween!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/31/2022 11:05:00 AM
Mahalo nui loa! Aloha!
Date: 10/31/2022 10:57:00 AM
She is also a successful businesswoman and talented songwriter, it's too bad that her bust is the first thing people think of! But funny as always, Rico :)
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 10/31/2022 11:05:00 AM
She is, indeed. Traffic stops on the Reservation when they play, "I will always love you" over the radio! Aloha!

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