Stomach Flew

PEPTO BISMOL said to her friend, "MLANTA's coming over, what should I serve?" Her friend replied, "Perhaps your ANTACID would like a PRILOZEC salad, if she has ZANTAC of her TUMS. If she's not hungry, you could take her to the MAAL OXspecially since you need to get some new ROLAIDS for your car" "Yes, but the GAS-X so costly! I don't know if I have enough PEPSID in my car to get there. It LACTAID the last time I went to the store to get MILK OF MAGNESIA for PHILLIPS. And what if the lunch GAVISON upset stomuch?" "Well, you could TAGAMENT along for her, especially if she's BEANO...full of ALKA SELTZER!" "That sounds crazy!" said PEPTO BISMOL. "Well, IMMODIUM giving you some suggestions!"