Start a Scandal
Start A Scandal
I always like Episcopal life of the parish
It is something which we will cherish
Oh, and another thing I must mention
Priest is trying to draw your attention.
There are more things he likes to say
Like God and Jesus are the only way
If on brink to join church do twitter
We will even find you a babysitter.
Priest in all his efforts was persistent
Got us a great administrative assistant
With positive attitude of do or die
No wonder on her we can surely rely.
Also, my faith in God I did renew
While accepting vestry's point of view
You never need a security clearance
All they care about is church appearance.
Priest always prefers to and does refuse
In his great sermons, one of my poems use
On everything he has a complete handle
And is afraid my poems would start a scandal.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2014
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