Starring Tonight

What a superb line-up for you tonight ladies and gentlemen for your entertainment and delectation tonight you’ll remember these acts for the rest of your life Most of your favourites here tonight Monsieur Adam Smith presents The Wealth of Nations Joseph Smith with Jehovah gold plates and a gun shoot out L Ron Hubbard Dianetics the modern science of mental health my minds spinning already bearded the wise Karl Marx presents Das Capital Wait almost forgot kind old uncle Adolph with Mien Kampf Another beard - fashions do come and go ! yes it’s our old favourite God with the Bible Old and New Jesus what ! such promise - lets go ! And here we go! the lovely Mohammed with the Koran no follow up act surely ! his followers are all charged up Its explosive ! Enjoy!