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Stan' and Deliver

A panic buyer, name of Stan, will grab each bottle, jar or can and leave the supermarket bare. (No toilet paper? Stan was there!) His house is full...he buys some more, and cannot squeeze inside his door!

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/8/2020 9:39:00 PM

was this in any contest because if not, it sure is a winner in MY book.

Harry Horsman

Date: 4/19/2020 11:25:00 PM

Ha Ha, you tell as it is, Jack..love the rhyme and the rhythm. Stay Safe, my friend...

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 4/14/2020 10:11:00 AM

Lol HaHa - why the huge panic for toilet paper - can understand buying tinned food in a crisis, but just for 3 or 4 weeks. Had a good laugh Jack. Blessings and safe thoughts Jennifer

Sara Kendrick

Date: 4/14/2020 7:35:00 AM

Good one. Some do that for fear of what is happening on this earth. Thanks for all the visits to my page. Good humor in this one. Sara

Paul Callus

Date: 4/10/2020 6:25:00 AM

Whether Stan is a panic buyer or a hoarder, he is quite a character, Jack! Over here in Malta people went on panic buying, but shopping has now returned to normal. ~ Take care. Happy Easter, my friend. // paul

Theresa M. Cash

Date: 4/10/2020 1:49:00 AM

I think that would be called a hoarder. I do know a couple people like that. Even women hoarders.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 4/9/2020 8:30:00 PM

Good one, Jack! There are "Stans" everywhere! Janice