Spoiler Forewarning Alert

Spoiler Forewarning Alert! This averred title announced straight away so lingering fans (hoop fully letting me abbreviate) a short cut so ye can up and evacuate, while metered time, not yet foregone and not to late hence best heed mine caution which can protect minimum damage, asper gray matter within pate or blithely ignore admonishment, aye accentuate hmm...okay,...you apparently decided to forsake adequate prophecy, resigning despite honest to dog admission to punctuate a most unpleasant prediction, I did woof lee aerate worst case scenario, leaving disabling genetic trait to effect generations, where legions of lesions adulterate causing future offspring to mutate and closely resemble teenage mutant turtles, this potentate (albeit self declared only mein kampf, thee only life, his existence he can arrogate he doth officiate), hence proceed at your own risk, to avoid unpleasant fate, visited upon unborn sons and daughters uttering imprecations unintelligible expletive laced spate, that would approximate (a cross between duck and pig) incoherently gutturally excoriate ting tee, thus don't tell me, I didn't forewarn ya, whar yar heart might palpitate, thus causing da ole ticker to fluctuate dem eyes of yaws could severely dilate, while sweat gushes out every pore streaming like liquid useless tube video, a salty sea would then perspirate out every last drop of fluid, erupting magmatic plasma to pool agglomerate right under keister, a lovely bag of bones delivered to Norristown State which inability to hydrate, hence resultant mummification heroic measures futile thus humane decision would necessitate and remaining days on Earth numbered starting with zero, not very great, now this extinct reptile hoop heed dead gratefully, express message, and clearly articulate.