Spicy Adults Only

It was a nightmare of a boat trip I almost choked to death on an orange pip They did not strain the juice well And from a small pip, I gasped for air and started to swell If it weren’t for a crewmember named William Patel Well… I stayed in bed for a spell The captain apologised Which was wise He said “ the rest of the trip is free.” So I was extravagant and splashed out on the person I called “Me.” While sitting on deck, by the pool, sipping me tea I was captivated by a well-formed female in a translucent bikini She rolled her eyes flirtingly at me So being the gentleman I am, I rolled them back you see We were mesmerised with each other for a while As we secretly exchanged a naughty smile I placed hers in me left butt cheek pocket As I felt me Viagra stick raising like a rocket This was the beginning of a sensual relationship Thanks to that bloody orange pip Anyway, we went below deck Where it was dark and gave each other a peck Then we were at it like hammer and tongs Moaning and groaning the seductive songs Who needs Viagra, it was me Only me, all me me me Take some advise, find a place where you might get caught and you’ll see It will magnify the enjoyment of your OOOh!, uhhh!, oohweee! We stood in a narrow doorway And began entertaining each other with a bit of, you know, foreplay Then she turned her back to me and oooh! What can I say Pressing against each other and pushing against the door arch was… heaven all the way Then, yep, we were caught, and guess what happen next It was the captain and she was his wife who would suspect? The big mother was rather vexed I tried to tell him not to blow it out of context But… the bugger wouldn’t stop strangling me with his mount Everest pecs Give me the orange pip any day But the situation I was in, hell no way