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Special Services

A Portland man found himself in perpetual gloom Invited a pretty gold digger up to his room He paid her well for special services, Asked her to be one of his mistresses And learned later she swept him cleaner than a broom. written January 24, 2022

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Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/25/2022 10:20:00 AM

He fell hook line and sinker into the honey trap lol. Tom

L Milton Hankins
Date: 1/25/2022 11:36:00 AM

I'd say so, Tom. She had his number from the beginning!

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/25/2022 1:20:00 AM

"He paid her well for special services," - oh, my, Hank! Oh, my! Snicker. Snicker.

L Milton Hankins
Date: 1/25/2022 9:26:00 AM

Hey, that's what he did! And he paid a handsome price for it, too...for a long time, since he married her.

Anselmo Boles

Date: 1/24/2022 10:26:00 PM

Hahaha. Clever! Being swept cleaner than a broom...not a happy ending for anyone!! Thanks for the laugh...ab

L Milton Hankins
Date: 1/25/2022 9:30:00 AM

I'd say so. He obviously wasn't very discerning...or smart, in my opinion.