Soup Is Only For the Old

Hey young fellow I have something to say Soup isn't for the poor or for the rich, it's for the old, okay If I'm hungry I'll just heat up a bowl of soup You can eat it in any age group Someone once told me that I could be burned I didn't listen and man I learned One day I couldn't find my last can And I saw someone else cooking it in a pan I flipped out and hit them with my cane They yelled and said, "I was cooking it for you, are you insane?" Soup had turned me against my own daughter At the time I thought it was my wife and said she was getting hotter She then left because she thought I was hitting on her I don't think It would be wrong if I were Well that's why soup is only for the old I don't care if it's cold Don't care if it has mold I'm eating it anyway That's all I have to say