Sorcerer King Saves Idiot Cousin

The hag Mordicahia thought she had captured the Sorcerer King In truth she had gotten his cousin, who was a ridiculous ding-a-ling The real king would have left him there to rot like a buzzard’s lunch, But his mother and aunt sent him to save his idiot cousin Munch. Munch was an empty-headed skeleton with green eyes and no brain. He was ridiculous in sunshine, thunderstorms, blizzards and rain. The Sorcerer King came to the hag’s palace and chopped off a head. Thought he'd snagged Mordicahia, was hoping the old hag was dead. They were in the middle of making their way with her bounty and loot When she transmogrified up wearing a crown, and one ugly red boot. She and Sorcerer King got into a battle that lasted a week and a day. But he sent her packing finally, and she never ventured back that way.