Somewhat Injury-Prone

First grade, pelted with eggs Second grade, broke both legs Third grade, fell down the stairs Fourth grade, clawed by a bear Fifth grade, ran into a tree Sixth grade, twisted a knee Seventh grade, concussed my head Eighth grade, fell out of bed Ninth grade, had meningitis Tenth grade, appendicitis Eleventh grade, torn hamstring Twelfth grade, acute bee sting... So, to allay any fears from admission committees I wrote the following college application ditty: You may consider me somewhat injury-prone But I have yet to break my first wishbone And I give you my whole-hearted assurance That I will use my parents' health insurance