Someone Will Have Toupee For This

My version of a PAM AYRES classic. Oh I wish I had looked after my hair, It keeps falling out everywhere. In the sink in a morning, In the bath on a night. I'm going to wake up one day Without a strand left in sight. Oh I wish I had looked after my hair. All them potions and lotions I've tried them, Sugar and water to keep it in place. But oh what a sight, If it's raining that night. Sugar syrup running down the side of my face. Oh I wish I had looked after my hair. My barber told me not to worry, It will keep receding but not in a hurry. It will still grow down either side, So you can wear your comb over with pride. But I wish I looked after my hair. There's one thing I don't understand, My toupee is looking so grand. I give it a wash every night, Without any hair loss in sight. But I still wish I looked after my hair. 14/11/2021