Social Catfish Com Area-Code-Information Christian, Humor-Crime-Rap, Crossover

240 696 XX 96 Eh? woke up this Thursday morning with my finances shaking the walls some nice hoser lady had given me a call and left a message right on my phone she talked also, very nice and slow it was all so very proper Don't Cha, know she called and, mixed it up like i was in business with Al Capone like it was a for sure thing she said they got my loonie and my toonie (Canada money) and they ain't coming, home so i scratched my head right under my toque/tuque (cap/sleeping bonnet) and kissed a drop of Mickey (375 ml alcohol bottle ) (don't drink yet, lol) right, into my DOUBLE DOUBLE (Tim Hortons coffee ) and Timbit, my donuts holes and give that internet a Give'r, of, a cat call and what the Kerfuffle! (hell!) "Hey" I don't know anyone in Deloraine, Manitoba western Canada wow! That's so cold!