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So Long, Osama

This here is a poem I wrote it just because I had a funny punchline I don't remember what it was It was something about Osama That is all that I remember Come to think, it wasn't funny It was about the eleventh of September Oh yes, it went something like... May your ashes be fed upon by hemroid suffering fish who die of constipation so that you rot for days in their smelly bowels before being filtered by a festering oyster. And may that oyster be eaten by Michael Moore and give him food poisoning that causes him to retch. And may that vomit be swept into the trash which is fed to a sick pig. And may that pig die of the ebola virus and be incinerated...making you twice baked. Twice baked potatoes bin Laden. yes...it was something like that, only better.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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