So How Has Your Day Been

Let me see if I can prognosticate The important events of your day. Hmmmm! I see you lying in bed and slowly waking up, Then it's a quick trip to the bathroom. Yeah, you’re brushing your teeth now. Looking good so far, UH OH.... Suddenly it hits you like a brick! ... Oh my God, I'm hopelessly in love with him! You rush to the refrigerator For the emergency Dr. Pepper That you have hidden Way down in the vegetable drawer. You take a hit and are astounded to realize That your robe of solitude has gone missing? Suddenly you are naked in my arms And I am touching you, kissing you Everywhere the sun ever shone And some places it hasn't.... Sound about right? Aren't you glad you are keeping those extra Dr. Peppers on hand these days? : -) I am sorry but after that my heliometric axis Was so convoluted That my apogee aligned itself with Mars And all I remember are surges of ecstasy Washing over me like waves on your ocean. After that everything goes black......! On the whole though, It was a very nice day, don't you think? I know I wouldn't mind doing it again! ? How about you? How’s that grab you babe?