Snowpacalypse 2012

The hills are getting slippery in Seattle News blares “Snowmageddon stay inside!” People lined up galore at their favorite grocery store Stalking up on snow gear and supplies Its pandemonium all around There’s no one to be found The whole city shuts down OMG its snow! And sidewalks filled with slush To our feet we’re yelling “Mush!” But it doesn’t help us much As down we go The cars with 4 wheel drive Spinning out in a nosedive are just trying to survive this whiteout rodeo School gets canceled for the day The parents yell “No Way!” But the kids all sing “Hooray!” “We love the snow!” And they all fill up the streets Hurling snowballs made of sleet making snowman by the fleet getting soaked from head to toe The hills are getting slippery in Seattle The cars are playing pinball by the lot People tripping, slipping, falling on their keisters From the 2 inches of snow that we got