Snow Globe Refreshment

Presenting to the emergency room, patient "BB," a dad who swallowed a snow globe carelessly. Out of ALC, voices crying, "YOLO," PO, he took a big gulp of fantasy snow. NAGI, his stomach churned immediately. He could hear little elves dancing with a BEG. Brought to the ER unconscious with HBP, HAGMA, and tachypnea, unfortunately. A CT scan revealed a kidney infection. MDs dispensed an antibiotic injection. Dialysis was administered, but he was still KO. His kidney's were decorated in crystals of "snow." Ten WKs later he could walk again (to the bar), but will likely need dialysis 4EVR. You are what you eat, (BB made a recovery) but don't be a snowflake, the moral of the story. (Watch the attached video for the full story.) ALC- alcohol YOLO- you only live once PO- by mouth NAGI- not a good idea BEG- big evil grin ER- emergency room HBP- high blood pressure HAGMA- high anion gap metabolic acidosis CT- computerized tomography MD- medical doctors KO- knocked out WK- week 4EVER- forever 3-21-2021 ACRONYMS IN COUPLETS Poetry Contest Sponsor: L MILTON HANKINS