Smoking In the Boys Room

You give into peer pressure and hesitantly cut class, So you can smoke cancer sticks and, Get high in the school bathroom with, Five other boys that are your so called friends, A security guard smells the cigarette smoke and, Chases you out of the bathroom and down the hall, Everyone gathers at the classroom windows to watch, As eight more guards join in on the chase, You run up and down the halls all the way to the eighth floor, Quickly you hide in a supply closet as the guards turn the corner and run past, Once the coast is clear you sneak back downstairs to the first floor, Unwittingly you stop to talk to a girl, In doing so the guards spot you on the cameras and give chase once again, Unsuspecting you are rushed at by a guard and tackled, Soon after all of the other guards pile on top, All the while the girl you were talking to watches in amazement as you're, Hauled off in flex cuffs to the principals office, You sit in silence as the principal yells at you and, Gives you three weeks of detention, All the while you never knew that a fellow student recorded the whole ordeal, And posted it on youtube under the name, "kid gives school security guards a run for their money" Which has already been viewed over three million times in the last five minutes, You don't know it yet but you just went from being a nobody, To a five star bad boy,