Slug Salting

There's a little known sport That is played in the South If you ain't from round here You may know nothing about It is played by the old Enjoyed by the young Quite the crowd pleaser This salting of slug So grab the favorite of minerals And your crystal shakers Try not to view this As demented behavior You can taste the excitement On this game de jour Hold steady the Morton's Get ready to pour Scream like a banshee Jump up and down As we watch the slugs Turn inside out The best of Southern shakers Come into play With the salting of slugs On slug salting day