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Slammin' Slammers

C'mon all you slammers, take your best shot I'll tell ya' once more (In case you forgot) Already kissed the canvas Had my ass kicked to Kansas You kiddin', that's it? Is THAT all you got?

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Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/29/2014 7:14:00 AM

Very funny really slamming the slammers, Tim. Congrats

Skat A

Date: 8/28/2014 11:35:00 AM

Tim, Congratulation, on your awesome win. Thanks for the support. Loving ~SKAT~

Tim Smith

Date: 6/17/2014 3:44:00 PM

Now you are talking...great slam Tim and congrats

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 6/17/2014 8:40:00 AM

Congratulations on a well-deserved win, Tim. This is a very enjoyable Slam! Well done.Kindest regards!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 6/17/2014 12:58:00 AM

Hi Tim.... Congratulations:) Thank you for the Slam Season Support... Stop by and enjoy my newest poem "Dear Mr President" OR my latest blog "Prettiest Poet Girl" if you like. No pressure. :):):) Hugs & Love ~Always & Forever~ LINDA

Lynette Chachere

Date: 7/31/2010 7:22:00 PM

lol.i can't stand Kansas. personally. this is funny too! haha. i bet you would like all those slammers

Elaine George

Date: 7/26/2010 3:43:00 PM

still lol. Good one, Tim. Love, Laine

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 7/21/2010 4:33:00 AM

funny...slamming is confusing to me.

James Fraser

Date: 7/20/2010 12:54:00 PM

Excellent Limerick Tim, any congratulations on your win in Carolyn's contest. Most deserved >> James

Carrie Richards

Date: 7/19/2010 2:20:00 PM

Ha ....!!! Love it!! Congrats to you Tim, on this clever and witty slam!!! Well done! ~ love, Carrie

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 7/19/2010 11:18:00 AM

Congratulations Tim on your well deserved win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Anti-Slam Limericks". Love, Carol

Audrey Haick

Date: 7/18/2010 12:12:00 PM

Thanks for the laughter, Tim! Congratulation on your win in Carolyn's contest! I guess slammers should be able to take some of their own medicine! Hahaha! Peace, love, Audrey

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/17/2010 10:44:00 PM

I sure would not want to get into slamming with a slammer though. I liked the ass kicked in Kansas line. I am sure nobody will be slamming you around HERE, Tim. And thanks for your comment to my poem. LUv, Andrea

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 7/17/2010 5:33:00 PM

soup mail!

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/17/2010 4:32:00 PM

Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my blog..Great Limerick for the contest..Congratulations on your win..Sara

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 7/17/2010 3:07:00 PM

Ohhhhhhh Yeah! LOL I like yours better! and you a fop..never..a real big man with a real big knife like crocodil dundee!

John Freeman

Date: 7/17/2010 2:45:00 PM

Just serve it up raw, serves em right, takes some effort to chew, Tim. Agape, Moses

John Freeman

Date: 7/17/2010 2:43:00 PM

Just served it up raw, Tim. Serves em right, takes longer to chew. Smile, Agape, Moses

Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Date: 7/17/2010 1:47:00 PM

Congratulations Tim on placing 2nd in Carolyn's contest with this witty poem. Very nice! Lovingly, Dane Ann

John Freeman

Date: 7/17/2010 1:09:00 PM

CONGRATULATIONS TIM ON 2NT PLACE, AGAPE, MOSES

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 7/17/2010 1:06:00 PM

Congratulations on placing second, Tim! I like the "street language" approach you took very much! Love, Carolyn

Francine Roberts

Date: 7/17/2010 12:23:00 PM

good one Tim, loved it, good luck in the contest