Six Things Satan Did To Get the Boot Out of the High Place

1. When Satan was an Angel: He discovered fault finding easy in the Heavenly Society. No reason to put forth an effort to improve, Just dis. 2. When the Sky-Boss wasn't around He would slip memos to hes fellow workers, "There is no union, Nothing to coordinate the wants of the Winged Servants. 3. He claimed the Heavenly Chorus sang off key: And sounded like it was suffering From a case of group herpes. 4. He reminded everyone: As often as possible, That the Holy He created women as a lesser species, :After all, Eve did come along as a side issue." 5. Wherever God asked, "Are you working?" Mr. D. would always answer in the affirmative, Gut, his task was too often centered on group diffusion. 6. The final straw in his disposition: Occurred after he had constantly complained to the Almighty That the thermostat was set too low, "I can't stand the cold up here! Why don't you do something about it!: