Silly Silly Silly

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open Don't try it, you might blow a gasket There's a bunch of other stuff you should know Before they put you in a casket Greece's anthem has over a hundred verses The seventh inning must take forever The eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain They've got nice personalities however A goldfish memory is only three seconds Damn it, can't remember the next line There's over than 300 dimples on a golf ball I'm going to start counting mine If they didn't add colouring to Coca-Cola It'd be a ghastly shade of green Cockroaches live nine days without their head But they don't have a mouth to scream A starfish apparently doesn't have brains Called one of my buddies a “Starfish” He really thinks I'm paying him a compliment Some days he can be quite thickish If you bang your head against a brick wall You use up 150 calories an hour Milk that's been sitting in the sun for days Is most likely the sourest of sour © Jack Ellison 2013
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Date: 4/24/2013 8:10:00 PM
I was doing great until the sour milk...its bedtime cereal time...yuk...thanks for ruining that Jack....haha...just kidding...
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Date: 4/24/2013 9:26:00 PM
Hang on m-i-n-u-t... achooooooo! Automatically shut my eyes! Good thing, almost blew my brains out!!! LOL Hugs xoxoxox
Date: 4/24/2013 8:02:00 PM
It was nice of you to stop by and comment on my poem Uncle Sam and King James. It makes me happy to know that I'm not the only one that gets disgusted with things like that...
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Date: 4/24/2013 9:39:00 PM
I'm appalled at the injustices, the discrimination, the hatred that exists in the world... just like all peace loving people on both sides of every issue! It's embarrassing to admit being part of this sophisticated, so called intelligent society called the human race. Will we ever be without these barbaric and disgraceful acts? Short answer... no! Unfortunately, it's who we are!!!
Date: 4/24/2013 1:34:00 PM
A great factual... How's Cathie doing? And how's your head after Cathie read that last poem... Ouch... You DO have an evil twin...
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Date: 4/24/2013 6:51:00 PM
She never got to see it... smart eh! Big huggeroonies xoxox
Date: 4/24/2013 1:01:00 PM
So that's why they decided to make Patrick Star so stupid in Spongebob Squarepants. It's all coming clear now. What was funny about the Greece line is that I highly doubt they play baseball there! Hehehe...
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Date: 4/24/2013 6:50:00 PM
Yup! After I came up with that line I thought the same thing but anyway... thought it was a great line! LOL
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