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Silly Facts 2

It would take more than 150 years
To drive your car to the sun
At the price of gas you'd need two jobs
A cashier at Walmart could be one

A law on the books in Kentucky states
You must bathe at least once a year
Next time I'm heading down Florida way
It's a state I'll avoid going near

The actual energy of everyone's farts
Immediately upon time of emission
Creates an extremely powerful force
Enough to launch a lunar expedition

Truman Capote's strange middle name
Believe it or not, was Streckfus
His parents shoulda done time in prison
Without dinner, lunch and breakfast

It's said, to have your picture taken
By the first camera ever made
You'd have to sit still for eight long hours
I'd wet my pants I'm afraid

Some of the water that all of us drink
Has at one time already been drunk
By someone else at least once before
Eeew, wish that was a lotta bunk

You would think everybody's eye lids
Would need replacing clearly
Blinking four billion times in a lifetime
Decided to change mine yearly

They say it's impossible to kill yourself
By holding your b-r-e-a-t-h ........

© Jack Ellison 2012

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  1. Date: 10/6/2012 11:19:00 AM
    Especially loved that last one... LOL... I already read your next poem... couldn't do it... could you... Thank goodness your trivia is right... we'd miss you terribly.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/6/2012 11:45:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Haven't actually tried it in case the research is w-r-o-n-g..............
  1. Date: 10/3/2012 9:52:00 AM
    ha! very very funny and informative, too! love the ending...

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/3/2012 1:17:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    LOL Most of it's true but I may have fudged some a wee bit! Hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 10/3/2012 7:13:00 AM
    Another fine and very entertaining poem Jack, think i have to add you to my favs list - Shaz :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/3/2012 1:15:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You are very kind my new found friend! You honour me! Thank you... love and big hugs, Jack
  1. Date: 10/3/2012 6:54:00 AM
    Ha ha, this is quite the funny write my friend! I really enjoyed this delightful and an energetic poem Jack! You have put together a fully enlightening write an exceptionally humorous poem! What a fantastic piece, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/3/2012 6:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Fun stuff eh! Glad you got a kick out of it, my friend!