Silently Secretly To Soccer Game

Some forty or so years ago I told a lie received a cousins wedding invite in my early teens so didn’t want to go being a Saturday soccer day too right So few days before caught a cold told my parents wedding couldn’t go so day came parents went to wedding I stay in bed kidding my nose to blow Aunt was in house to look after me but also the dog and cat as well I got up hour before kick off time lay pillows up centre bed so swell Silently secretly crept out back door took car to game made it in time after game silently secretly crept in back into bed no one knows my crime Early evening decide to get up aunt asks how do you feel? feel better now thanks I say now I’m up feel real deal Parents come back later none wiser got off with it feel well done by the way the game was good my team also win two - one!