Watch for falling rock the sign said. Well I wonder who he is and how he got lost? Must have been a blunder.
Narrow Bridge, I thought to myself, what a quaint name for a bridge as I looked at the arrow pointing to my left.
No U turn, well I don't see any place to turn, or is that reffering to me?
Dam Water ahead, well that must be some terrible water,
but such language why bother?
Watch for children playing?
I don't have the time so I'm certainly not staying!
So many signs, so much confusion. Think I'm
going to put up my own sign~~~
"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SIGNS
AND WHO WAS THE CONFUSING
BUGGER THAT WROTE THE BLOODY THINGS?"
Whew, I feel much better now :>)
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