Shopping For Sheets

Long ago, when buying sheets, The task was kind of fun. I looked at the designs Until I found my favorite one. A few had stripes or flowers Or were patterned or were dotted; I waited ‘til I found a set With which I was besotted. But nowadays, it’s such a drag. They’re monochrome instead, With just one boring color; How can that perk up a bed? There’s also something else today To take into account – How many threads your sheets should have – You choose the right amount. So now I’m touching samples – Like I’d really know by feeling – To ascertain which texture I decide is most appealing. Aside from price, there’s just one thing I simply have to find – Unless they say “No iron,” I will leave those sheets behind!