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She's Wet Vii Continued

She's Wet VII Continued When she gives a cough or a sneeze Some wee trickles down past her knees Her knickers are damp She smells like a tramp Dashing home so nobody sees Written by Jan Inspired by Arthur Continued by Mystic Rose She does a little peepee in the bowl Voiding her bladder is her only goal Then out comes a fart Fresh and a la carte Followed by a turd down the hole! Continued by Sey A sigh of relief she wipes her red rear as the monstrous turd starts to disappear much to her surprise it has too much size and shoots out and hits her left ear Continued by Steve Dear lady of the house please don't send me to hell I know it would get rid of that awful smell But I have an idea for some fantastic cons I will be a banker in stocks and bonds And should I fail and the flush you administer I will pop out downstream and become a Prime Minister Continued by Nonsense Alley Get antibacterial Wet -Ones! Use plenty for cleaning those soiled buns Got turd in the ear? Please! Have little fear. Buy Wet-Ones for poop- ear ala runs. Continued by Kimberly Good gracious this lim'ricks a foul one! With peepee, a fart and a brown one Now all has been voided Smell can't be avoided So snap on that clothes pin for more fun! Continued by Eve Oh! Dear! I guess I am going to have to get some Depends custom made,this is just happening too often and I’m losing too many of my good chosen underwear in the garbage can at Wal-mart and spending a fortune

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Date: 4/5/2015 2:56:00 PM
- Oh, dear Eve ...... :))))) ..... all shops are closed today ......... :)))) .... I need one. ... or maybe two :)))) - Love it! - Enjoy the rest of Easter :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :))))
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Date: 4/4/2015 5:40:00 PM
In fact I'm going to fav this!
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Eve Roper
Date: 4/4/2015 8:03:00 PM
:) experience
Date: 4/4/2015 5:39:00 PM
Great job Eve, one would of thought there was nowhere left to go but you did exceptional!
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Eve Roper
Date: 4/4/2015 8:01:00 PM
Thank you, Maurice, experiance at my age, well : ) it has to go and go....... Thank you for the fav. Have a wonderful Easter Sunday
Date: 4/2/2015 10:11:00 AM
lol! Eve...good response! This is fun...way to go, girl! Kim :)
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Eve Roper
Date: 4/2/2015 10:28:00 AM
Thank you, Kim, was going to join in but well at my age things do happen :) I think you know what I mean. Happy Easter dear friend
Date: 4/1/2015 6:59:00 PM
Keep those knickers above your knees or surely you will feel a breeze. When in the forest the wind can seize, spreading your pee with it's persistant breeze. Before we know it creating yellow trees!
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Eve Roper
Date: 4/1/2015 8:50:00 PM
Hahaha...I hope you add that to the list dear sir,Happy Easter
Date: 3/31/2015 6:55:00 PM
lol....I'm just catching up with these...hilarious
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Eve Roper
Date: 3/31/2015 8:22:00 PM
Hello,Tim, it was so funny to keep this going. Blessings dear friend and Happy Easter.
Date: 3/31/2015 6:23:00 PM
funny to see these keep coming and coming. Good you have kept it going, Eve!
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Eve Roper
Date: 3/31/2015 8:21:00 PM
Thank you, Andrea, I wasn't, but I figure I would give it a try. I'm still learning the hang of poetry. Blessings dear friend and Happy Easter.
Date: 3/31/2015 5:34:00 PM
I sure need tena lady or 'tom or sam ' in your pants after reading these funny poems - great to see you joining in the flow Eve:-) Hugs Jan xx 7 xx
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Date: 3/31/2015 8:19:00 PM
Thank you, Jan, I wasn't, but I figure I would give it a try. Blessings dear friend and Happy Easter.

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