She's the Type of Girl

She’s the type of girl who will make you hold your breath ‘till your head explodes She’s the type of girl who will never pick up on her cellular telephone I saw her Wednesday watched her walk by I call her Thursday to no reply Then I tried on Friday would you be mine I got no response I’m done wasting time This chick thinks I’m stupid she must be crazy Every part of her body is amazing My jaw gets weak and my mouth goes lazy I’m done trying to reach her is this hasty Then On Monday to my surprise She called me back and she replied You think you’re so smart so realize To be my man there’s compromise So let’s get together and if you make the right impression I will show you what love is and teach you a new dimension So grab your note book make room for a life lesson I’m a tender lover who needs all of your affection She’s the type of girl who will make you hold your breath ‘till your head explodes She’s the type of girl who will never pick up on her cellular telephone Listen to me because I’m willing to be The best thing you’ve ever received So try to conceive try to believe Every thing I say is every thing I mean You think you’re so bad you think that you’re queen When all you do is sit there your attitude screams You need attention that’s why you called me I’m not that foolish these eyes they truly see I think you’re obnoxious oh so irritating Your soul is toxic as well as degrading So talk your garbage your looks they are fading To hold my heart hostage is complicated Like you said lets get together I hope you bring a personality Welcome to my reality all in all you are a fallacy A true walking beauty a beast undoubtedly Not just a plastic princess lacking individuality She’s the type of girl who will make you hold your breath ‘till your head explodes She’s the type of girl who will never pick up on her cellular telephone I don’t need this I hope that you know I mean it I would get between it but I would never eat it You are misleading your outward features fleeting That is why I am fleeing because you are being A bitter little chick that gets every thing she’s needing Unfortunately I’m conceding this conversations bleeding Me dry that’s why this here guy is saying goodbye So, so long I wish you all the best long life and all the rest. ****!!!…(expletive) I’m just playing lets do this again some time.