She's a Bubbalette

She don't care which kind of beer, but it must be cold But her favorite has always been the Bull Her hobbies include, but not limited to, chewing tobacco, arm wrestling and going punch for punch in the arm with men After a few beers, she likes trashing the good names of Barbie and Ken She wears her favorite tee shirt that reads I'm single because I haven't found the right guy They say there's someone for everyone, but in her case, that's a lie I wish in my lifetime, that we had never met Her real name is Maxxine, but she is known as a Bubbalette In the winter is flannel shirts, and BVD long underwear underneath I took her out to lunch, she removes the chew from her mouth and places it on the table, than asks for a prayer before we eat She is the president of the David Hasselhoff fan club She told me for him she would pledge all her love If she gets married, it will be a honeymoon in a single wide, the groom will be named Chet He will be a Bubba, how perfect, she's a Bubbalette Country folk appreciate her for who she is, the chewing tobacco and all She stands at the counter at Burger King, she pays the cashier with money she takes from her bra She is at a red light, opens her car door and empties her spit jar on the street Her freezer recently went out, she had a barbecue to get rid of the deer meat Her motto is, no matter what in life, love who you are, have no regrets Go ahead, I predict the only one to love you, will be you, you're a Bubbalette Her normal attire is Levis 501 jeans and wife beater shirts She doesn't shave her legs, she will never wear a skirt She decided to join the Navy and fly fighter jets Her call sign will be Bubbalette