She Has Great Legs

She smiled the smile of a bankrupt barrister No one suspected her files were out of order Walking across the floor on staccato heels They stared as she strutted through the corridor They had fallen prey to her honeyed tones Her breath had declared their innocence They gladly paid her fee in advance Deceived by confident indifference Unimpeded by the facts of the case She only practiced the art of beauty Her greatest successes gifted by men Who were bewitched while on jury duty Sometimes though, there would be a lady Judge Demanding to hear the facts of the case The accused was no longer mesmerized They had a look of concern on their face The scales of justice weighted against them Sad for them, no get out of jail free card She's off to the next unsuspecting fool They're unaware that she should be disbarred