Sharkpotato 2
Sharkpotato 2
If giant sharks can go into the sky
Become one with tornadoes
Kill people on the fly
I guess it’s time for me to make
“Sharkpotato 2 or Too”
Sharks first date old potatoes
Take them to a dance, fry them up, put them in a trance
Give them a little romance with ketchup on the side
Take them to a movie
Mate with them on Tuesday
Become Sharkpotato 2 With Baby Fries
With mega movie reviews that read, “This is the honest truth.”
During intermission we’ll make another film
About tomatoes from a ripe red planet
Later we’ll have a sequel
And call it Planet Tomatoes Terminator Too (The Lettuce Invasion)
Is anyone ready to puke!?
Copyright © Earl Schumacker | Year Posted 2014
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