Shakespeare Doesn'T Like Your Emo Poems

I had a cat name snowball she died! she died! my mom said she was at the vet she lied! she lied! .... Just Kidding! Oh no! Look at this joe Face on the desk cause he's writing so low Lifted his head and what did I see: Oh wah! wah! wah! Mommy didn't love me! Saw another girl and her mouth was so cringe Seem like the pen in her hand wasn't able to unhinge and I walk passed her and saw some or her words: life is so lonely I want to blow some coke father doesn't know me people think i'm a joke Holy ghost and holy spirit! Why are people so sad? I thought the guy was A.D.D ing And the chick was on her rag I understand that life ain't full of win But just loathing in it is as bad as a sin! Cutt-ing yourself Drink-ing to death Bin-ging on drugs So you could feel that "close" That out of body experience where you leave that "ghost" Grabb-ing a pen leave-ing a note Commit-ing a suicide If I read more of this depressing stuff I think I will cry! Listen love go and feel pain So your girlfriend dumped you Then go to the strip club and make it rain! Uh-oh girl just lost your job so now your broke So go out and shake your ass for some handsome bloke! I understand if you get upset have regret and want your life to be pushed for reset but when you go through that you grow up more see to explore find out that you could high again sore! So write me a love poem with no break up Write me a story of that one day of endless luck Give me a riddle where the cow goes mooo That's right be silly! Shakespeare doesn't like your emo poems! I wouldn't too! ps: hey guys! it's late! and the later it gets the weirder i get!(well it's 3am for me, idk what time it is for y'all) :D anywho we all have written our share of emo poems ( i know i have! heck i still do!) I just couldn't help myself to write this, especially since my motivation was a shirt i saw that actually said "Shakespeare doesn't like your emo poems." ( with picture of Will annoyed as heck XD) ... no not Will Smith :p