Shady Lady

I once knew a lady Her intentions shady One day so lovely We sought to go for a walk She seldom to hubby did squawk But husband objected She, rejected His simple requests She sit to think a bit Then with her shady wit She a plan would to me vent Perfume she added for scent She looked high and low For his shoe don't you know Near and far To keep him from going to local bar To visit Nelli Star His boot she hid in the stove so well But oh the smell For when he looked to venture out His other boot he could not find about He looked high and low But little did he know That shady lady hid it in the stove. Linda Terrell