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Sex Life Of A Crayfish

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Sex Life Of A Crayfish

Is checking crayfish gender easy as you might guess?
Tugging on the legs results in quite a mess! 
First know your species, molting phase and such
Lift the legs and "peeks" won't tell you very much
Gender identification your first step towards success
Knowing if you have a Red Swamp or Bayou Cray is best
Although it's not impossible to identify mating phase
If appendages missing you'll have no sex to praise

So "good luck" as you struggle to burn the midnight oil 
Enlighten with your knowledge the hopes,dreams and toil
Just remember "never give up" if it's sex that you must know
Carefully spread the legs ....your experience will show!

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  1. Date: 3/22/2013 11:53:00 AM
    WHATTA HOOTY HOOT HOOT!!! Loved it... my kind of stuff! I will check out more of yours... great big hugs, Jack xox

  1. Date: 3/22/2013 5:07:00 AM
    LOL. My kind of poetry. Great and witty. Namaste. Rick