Sex After 40

(WARNING SIGNS) You are old and fragile Claiming to be a lion when in bed In some way, you remind me of the walking dead Your bones make a sound when walking across the room Rattling, as if they know your end is near Confusing rigor mortis where muscle mass once stood You say you have stamina that has no end Until now, your back hurts when you move Losing count of every inch that got away!!! With your moods constantly changing, I prefer not to mention the belly fat around your waist Then you have romantic days, you plea to love You chase down a Viagra pill with red fuzz Seemingly, without adding depression to your day Pill's are the only object expanding when swallowed 40 some, and you think you can romp around the room I yawn, yet you are the one tired, next to doom Dusty and old you boxer shorts Can't remember the last time you stayed up late Kicking the bucket every time I talk about S E X Your hairline aged with time, bold and bald I forgot which one you recalled this morning Perhaps these are signs of low testosterone Merely in the meantime............... R.I.P. WILL YA!!! BY: PD