Sex -E

'Twas at the home of Governors with pink champagne in hand I asked them all to take their chairs still restless, I did stand I began to speak on modern times and Pinner's mind to tax and laughing as they sipped their wines I felt the more relaxed As caviar was ushered in no one the least perplexed still rattling on about our age until I mentioned sex The chandeliers began to shake the butlers 'loosed their ties what in the world was happening? why all the constant sighs? I merely mentioned the metaphor to stress the women quaint when Mr. Belaire dropped his cigar, the ladies began to faint No need to get hysterical I can explain you see Sex is but the small word SIX except you use an "e" age 16