An elderly man walking with a cane,
went to see his doctor.
Doctor: “ How do you feel Sir, where does it hurt?
Elderly man: “ I just celebrated my 92nd birthday
and I still like to chase women, I need your help doctor!
Doctor; Congratulation, but with your age if you
still like to chase women, you don’t need my help.
Elderly man: Doctor I do, I can’t remember why
I chase them!
Fun Poem Centest entry.