Send In the Clones

(To the tune of 'Send in The Clowns’) Why aren’t we rich, we made a pair? Looking at me on the ground, While still standing there Send in the clones. Isn't it bliss, don't you approve? I’ve got some new DNA Who cares if we’re sued? Where are the clones? Send in the clones. The government says that they don’t agree, Still checks from the FDA come directly to me Making a person again, changing their hair, A face without lines; Just a little repair. Don't you love sham? A slight travesty, I thought that you'd want what I want, Stem Cell mockery But where are the clones There ought to be clones Quick send in the clones What a surprise! Who could foresee I thought I was so unique Now thirty of me! Why only now can I see That you've drifted away? I’ve doubled life on this earth In one single day Why aren’t we rich, we made twelve pair? I see myself all around Just look over there and there and there And where are the clones Quick send in the clones Don't bother, they're here.