Self Help Addict Needles Unsuspecting Reader

Self help addict needles unsuspecting reader Expounded late today April 27th, 2023 since being written countless years ago maybe a baker's dozen as thee doodling cock doth crow scouting about for carrion scavenging for dead animals and rooting about garbage to sell at annual corvus entrepôt, where at birds eye view buzzfeeding crowdsource talon (telling) the famed truth regarding chicken scratch scrawled illegibly by eccentric hand now sought after collector's item signature birdbrained, bird dogged, bird dinned long haired, pencil necked geek recluse can be found in his grotto along with original manuscripts characterizing Mark Twain in general and Injun Joe in particular linkedin with Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, who suffered fools gladly, but nevertheless being a security detail he dealt with hoodlums - frequently tossing them out on their golden earring and experienced severe lumbago. When dire circumstances extant do I ask for anonymous benefactor to write me a blank check so edenic, idyllic, and pacific sunny spring day yours truly can bask tapping a keg of spring water stored in an airtight cask when thirsty, I pour into an ice cold (not a tad above absolute zero) temperature controlled flask while donned (underclothes resembling Ally's gaiters), and outer garments emblematic of space suits my favorite martian outfit and astronaut helmet and mask to minimize contamination paraphernalia acquired courtesy gofundme for assistance sans when cash strapped since temptation to rob a bank dismissed guru wannabe of gumption buckles when he tackles formidable onerous task. Otherwise an inner compulsion advocates dishing out non repeating infinite decimal calculating pi on nearing infinite jesting kron limit can unlock esprit de corp spirit to tackle and barrel headlong novel circumstance silently cheering myself to get unstuck if in quandary like eeyore and experience shuttered gloating euphoria galore for reasons spelled out because das saucy papa coon sitters himself an insecure noodle head as told me courtesy Kishore and Kouila Raval – unsure if surname correct, (who approximately forty five years ago lived at Colony Arms Apartments within Audubon Pennsylvania, where yours truly felt infatuation toward their daughter named Menal) woven into this reasonable rhyme as thoughts analogous getting squeezed thru many a kernel pour out corny and flaky as Tony the tiger in tandem with Katy Perry emanating a figurative roar to even out the score, when as a boy alias scapegoat of bullies subsequently pleaded for peace versus declaring war, prepubescent and young adult of yore. He admits being affected with Peter Pan's jiffy (labyrinthe) syndrome the prospect of becoming older, I decried physical maturation (wanted to remain being a little boy) upon skinny legs objected to stand when juiced a striping slip of a lad, whether at home or in class room playing solitary candy land submissive toward parental intervention against teachers’ pet(s) mandated got foisted upon my person equated to more than helping hand my lonely hearts club one young man band, whereby me late mother (preceded date of this poem) before lovely bones of then octogenarian father punctuated mortality with exclamation mark when tightly coiled resembles ampersand! Said enabling parents offtimes completed my entire major assignments, homework, and major class project, say researching history of York reinforced dependence on others with angst riddled psychic torque underscoring in boldface defects mine genetically typed quirk this then young man lacked confidence as requisite perk with inxs o faith no more seeds of worthlessness did lurk inferiority hardly groomed me a foo fighting beastie boy resembling creature from Black Lagoon covered head to toe with mire and murk antagonistic role and potential enemy characterized by Captain Kirk; Hence without a spock of confidence, neither sensibility nor cents cause gifted with noggin quite dense consigned to bruit off fence against meself, an outlier never found among bad company of gents which at presence doth incense that middle aged male, whence any aid pains like a lance essentially donning out role of offence particularly with lack of finances where mine family rents.