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Some people moan that they are overweight Attempt dieting but can’t shift it at any rate I could have an underactive thyroid they may squawk… But in reality They suffer from an overactive knife and fork! Poem based on a quote I heard on the radio and have since found on the web by Donald Kiddick 13th April 2016

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Date: 4/16/2016 8:23:00 PM
Ha ha, enjoyed this Jan. Some may need a cork instead of a fork. Cheers, Craig
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Date: 4/15/2016 6:51:00 PM
G'day Jan ... you gave me a nice little chuckle here Jan. Lindsay
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Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2016 4:18:00 AM
Thanks for reading Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/15/2016 6:49:00 PM
Love this, Jan. I have always enjoyed telling people people I am on a seefood diet.
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Date: 4/16/2016 4:18:00 AM
LOL Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/15/2016 12:00:00 PM
I see the idea that rhymes in the context of weight issues. :) Nice write you have here, Jan.
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Date: 4/15/2016 12:06:00 PM
Thanks Moonflower:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/14/2016 1:48:00 AM
haha!! This looks like another fun one. Tonight I'm reading so many funny writes. So very glad I came to this site. Good fun. Eden
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Date: 4/14/2016 2:13:00 AM
Thanks Eden:-)Have fun on the site there are many wonderful poems to read:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/13/2016 6:36:00 PM
suffer from an overactive knife and fork! haha, clever.
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Date: 4/13/2016 6:38:00 PM
that was the quote I heard Cas and I couldn't resist lol - thought it was so funny:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/13/2016 6:28:00 PM
I don't know about you but I'm just big boned and fluffy...
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Date: 4/13/2016 6:30:00 PM
I'm petite UK size 8 lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/13/2016 5:45:00 PM
I like that diet too...cant wait for biking season...my belt is saying the same
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Date: 4/13/2016 5:47:00 PM
I'm sure you are fit Tim:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/13/2016 5:42:00 PM
LOL Hilarious! Great write, some people moan for no reason at all I have heard, could make a contest of it!
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Date: 4/13/2016 5:43:00 PM
oh yes a contest on your own page that would be ace:-) you could give pizza as a prize lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/13/2016 5:42:00 PM
a cutesy' Jan! I agree with Silent One --- exercise is the key to complimenting a good diet.... Keith;-)
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Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2016 5:43:00 PM
Thanks Keith:-) hugs Jan xx

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