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Season's Greetings

Ho, ho, ho, I don't think so, 'Tis the season, Nope, I'll give the reasons. Is it Christmas When Santa Claus is indicted for murder, Peace and love are in the air, But it's hidden by the ozone layer. The Northern Star, Sounds like a new warhead, And as for the Three Wise Men, They're definitely not in the White House. The one dreaming of a White Christmas Is your local junkie, Even Hanukkah Has become 8 days a week. Merry Christmas, But don't stress the former, Because even the Virgin Mary Is on the pill. (12/84)

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Asma Memon

Date: 3/31/2015 4:46:00 PM

It's interesting. Nice work (Y)

Asma Memon
Date: 3/31/2015 6:02:00 PM

Thats real nice. How old r u now?

Suburban Lovechild
Date: 3/31/2015 6:01:00 PM

I was 18 when I wrote it, so interesting was different then. Thx for visiting my work.

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 3/21/2015 7:28:00 PM

Very nice to read your work :) Christmas in March is sure what it feels like in CT! Thanks for stopping by my verse. Light & Love

Suburban Lovechild
Date: 3/22/2015 11:29:00 AM

Thx Debbie...there's a rumor we might have seasons one day here in CA :)

Njeri Hunjeri

Date: 3/21/2015 9:34:00 AM

Very interesting. "And as for the Three Wise Men, They're definitely not in the White House." I found that line funny.:-)

Suburban Lovechild
Date: 3/21/2015 2:44:00 PM

Thx Njieri...Even though this was written during and for the Reagan administration, I'm sure it applies to whomever is in the WH :)