Scary Freakin' Clowns
SOMEBODY HELP ME !!!
The voices in my head argue forth and back
they make me tired afraid of an attack but…
I can’t sleep ‘cause the clowns will eat me
Scary Freakin' Clowns
What scares me most is that big red nose
I don’t want to be around when he sneezes or blows
Scary Freakin’ Clowns
No! what scares me most is those stupid floppy shoes
his big smelly feet are as big as canoes
Scary Freakin’ Clowns
NO WAIT, it’s those creepy smelly flat feet and gnarly toenails
those nasty twisted toenails on his big smelly flat feet
inside those stupid floppy shoes big as canoes
that’s what scares me most, ick I’m gonna be sick
Scary Freakin’ Clowns
And if you squeeze that frickin’ horn one more time, I’m gonna cram
it up your clownie brownie so damn far your farts will honk
Scary Freakin’ Clowns
Copyright © Warner Baxter | Year Posted 2014
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