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let's start with a line and see where it leads People like blood so I will make mine bleed a zombie a chainsaw perhaps some bats For good measure I'll throw in some black cats I'm running out of ideas I think Something is bad, it's a terrible stink Have you heard the one, about the sparrow He let loose excrement, on the Pharaoh Oh what a horror, the bird felt so bad The Pharoah in anger, yelled out egad Archers at the ready, shot the bird down Pharoah bit of wings, wore them on his gown He fed the birdie to his own black cat The cat so happy it meowed where it sat Mummys and bats they make me want to scream Most of the horrors come from my own dreams Dancing disjointed, what do I have to loss Bones I crunched, I removed with dental floss Let's finish with a flurry, a mad dash A horrible fungus, a scabby rash Worst poem Contest

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Date: 10/6/2019 5:21:00 PM
This is really funny especially since its for the Worst Poem contest. Everything ties together with pharaohs and mummies, and this being October you know what I mean; but the last two lines are classics. Thanks Richard.
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Jeff Connelly
Date: 10/7/2019 5:29:00 PM
My displeasure lol Richard lol.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 10/7/2019 7:08:00 AM
Thanks for reading my bad poem.
Date: 10/15/2013 8:00:00 PM
This was clever and creative. Lots of imagery and imagination. It was "bad" in a good way. LOL
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Date: 5/6/2013 8:42:00 AM
Congrats on your win... Off record... This seems okay (lol)~A.O
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Date: 5/5/2013 5:54:00 PM
Richard, your poem was bad,, but not that bad.. I found a little liking in it.. sorry you did not make the top 7...CONGRATULATIONS ;-) Thank you for participating in my worst poem contest. I don't know if I should call this an honor, but it has been something different... It's always a pleasure running odd contest. Take Care~ LINDA
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Date: 5/2/2013 1:17:00 AM
I'm not sure what qualifies as "bad"... weird, random, just plain non-sense? Well I must say this is beyond random, but yet it's still very entertaining. It's like the imagination of a five-year-old (except with rhyme and you forgot to mention aliens and scooby doo... lol!). Best of luck! I'm surprised Drunk Chicken was so well received... I honestly thought it wasn't that good *shrugs*...
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 5/2/2013 7:21:00 AM
Somehow the inner poet still reveals himself.
Date: 5/1/2013 2:33:00 PM
looks like a winner.pretty scary lol.take care
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 5/1/2013 7:47:00 PM
But is it bad enough?
Date: 5/1/2013 1:19:00 PM
Ive got to admit, its pretty bad..lol. BG
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 5/1/2013 7:47:00 PM
Thanks, I had fun writing it.
Date: 5/1/2013 10:48:00 AM
Wow, this is like watching series of horror movies in one package, I wondered where this brilliant idea came from? :) enjoyed my reading this evening Rick :) wishing you a lovely day there :D hug, Yanny
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 5/1/2013 7:48:00 PM
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