My name is Saturday Clown.
I live at the end of the week.
By the time Monday to Friday
have finished making a hash of it,
there's nothing left for me to do
but put on a diamond patterned suit,
a frilly collar, a pom-pom hat
and go cartwheeling through the day.
Invariably I slip on a banana skin
and go crashing into Sunday.
He is NEVER amused!